Nope, nope, nope. PTG actually stands for Piano Technicians Guild. Yesiree, the piano tuner is our next exciting topic of the month!
The PTG is actually something that exists... I assume it's an organization that protects the rights..of..the...piano...tuner.......err.... that's really weird. What are some rights that piano tuners have?
- "You have the right to tune that piano --- any note that's out of tune can be held against you in a court of PTG law."
-"You have the right to remain un-silent... any tools you need will be provided for your use (although will be from the 1930's and brown and rusty)."
-"You have the right to baggy pants, the more your butt crack shows, the better."
-"You have the right to being a really creepy, crusty old man like most piano tuners are. Any person(s) you creep out will add a bonus to your check."
-"You have the right to breath too deeply and loudly like you have constant asthma, like 68% of piano tuners do. The more flem on their carpet or inside their piano will result in a higher pay check."
Piano tuners have always given me this odd feeling... we've owned an upright a piano since I was born and every once and a while we have it tuned. The tuner is always an older, creepy, and very wheezy man. He's one of those people that makes you shudder....
Whoa, randomness.
2 comments:
When are you going to post something new? You have fans waiting...
it's true jer! i anxiously await your next post....
-kuzin katie
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